All lyrics written by the respective artists.
Produced by Andvil. 
Contains a sample of Me and My Shadow performed originally by Frank Sinatra. All Rights Reserved. 

Dragonfly Jonez:
So drink it up...straight outta my cup
so drink it up...a drink it up...
My drunken ass has always been head of the class /
I usually keep my liquor (hic) stored in a flask /
so drink it up (hic) straight outta my cup /
Try to make it home so I can go...throw up /
Catch me pissin in public in a trash can /
the P.O. picked me up and Barney said You cant do that man /
I got sent to the slammer for the 100th time /
Screw wine, I need some (hic) harder moonshine /
Hey you (hic) over there, baby youre mine /
(smootchy smootchy) hey sugar, lets go make some whoopie /
And I give you some cheddar, cracker and my salaaaaaaaaaa...so drink it up...c'mon baby...

Manipulative Condor:
Oh shit brother man, blow that horn thing /
C'mon man, pick them bass strings /
While this horny broad fiddles with my ding-a-ling /
Let me sing about the birds and the bees /
Chicken-bird-heads down on they knees /
Pantent leather shoes, thats all that ya need, baby /
Guaranteed to look high class / 
Guaranteed to getchya fine piece a ass, man /
69th Street, you know, the Fox Box /
Where all the swingers go to get they rocks off /
It's just the way we flow,
man /
If ya wanna scat, this is the way ya go, man /
(4 bars of scatting)

BB Diggs:
Kinda stuff old people like to listen to....speakin of which...here we go....
I like to walk around naked in nursin homes /
Givin golden oldies heartattacks and jumpin their bones /
When I get cocked out, it's over to the VFW /
Pull out my balls and show em how the stubble grew /
Shave and wax my body to go faster in the water /
To get into the lifeguard, police chief daughter /
Then I swam out like I had grow fins /
Had my children, they was dolphins and they was twins /
Now its back to the nursin home for some naked reminiscin /
Some bedpan kickin and some hairlip kissin /
Me and a couple of grandma's on all 4 paws /
Listenin to some old horny jazz songs....

Andvil:
My limousine pulls up to the place not a bit too soon /
Dressed in my finest tuxedo I step inside the ballroom /
With a glass of Courvoisier in hand I head towards the dance section /
The music stops as everyone pauses to look in my direction /
Thats right ladies and gentlemen, I decided to show /
A real man's man and every woman's hero /
Star of the stage and the silver screen /
All the guys wanna shake my hand, and all the ladies scream /
The waiter shows me to my table on the dining room floor /
I sit next to Marylin Monroe and see the Rat Pack come in through the door /
Dean and Sammy say hi as I give em a toast (Hey Sammy) /
Now everyone knows that I'm the host with the most /
Just then, I pull out my gun and shoot myself in the head (Boom boom, baby) /
HOORAY FOR BLOODSHED! now I'm dead...(uh oh) /
The carpets and Marylin's clothes are stained red, so it seems /
Whaddaya know, it was all just a dream, baby

Whitestag:
Whats the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks /
Give her a knee-high on the rocks and tell her to meet me at the Fox Box /
I pop tops of bottles of roofies when I'm starin at her boobies /
So sew me, I do it all the time to plant my tree in her garden /
Get on your knees, you better beg for my pardon /
Here bitch, hold my cane while I go dance the Charleston /
Cordon Blue, ballsacajaweea, just hangin loose /
Come check out my fur, its imported latino mongoose /
Duck Duck, I'm a tomcat, so check out my top hat /
I'm not posin, its a day in the life of an O.G. weinerhosen /

Watch the eye babe, okay babe? (x4)
Thats not that man, now listen to that scat man!
Sing it scat-daddy

Manipulative Condor:
(More scatting, scatting until end of song)
....it's DONE.