Elephants are very large. The biggest animal around.
When elephants fall over, an earthquake shakes the ground.

Elephants are also gray, but that doesn't mean they're sad.
They got a real long trunk and they probably stink real bad.

Elephants have these great big ears for picking up radio stations.
They weigh 400 billion pounds and have slanty eyes like asians.

Elephants are...okay those last two lines weren't true.
But they like to eat peanuts and take rides in a canoe.

Elephants live in Africa, but you can see them at the circus.
Elephants can...umm...nothing rhymes with circus.

Elephants can live a long life, usually past the age of five.
That's cause there's a giraffe in the deep end of the pool eating the high dive.

Elephants are also scared of mice, I really don't know why.
But now my elephant poem is over, and I just poked myself in the eye.