E.L.E. Intro
(Little Girl)
Daddy, what's it gonna be like in the year 2000?
(Dad)
Well Sweetheart, for your sake I hope it'll be all peaches and cream,
But I'm afraid the end time is near. The cataclysmic apocolypse
referred to in the scriptures of every holy book known to mankind.
It will be an era frought with boundless greed and corruption
where global monitary systems disentergrate leaving brother to kill
brother for a grain of overcooked rice.
The naitons of the civilized world will collapse under the oppressive
weight of parasidic political conspiracies which remove all hope and
optimism from their once faithful citizens.
Around the globe, generations of polluters will be punished for their
sins, unshielded by the ozone layer they have successfully depleted
left to bake in the searing naked rays of light.
Wholesale assassination serve to destablize every remaining government
leaving the starving and wicked to fend for themselves.
Bloodthirsty renegade cyborgs created by tax-dodging corporations
wreak havoc. Pissed off androids tired of being slaves to a godless
and gutless system where the rich get richer and the poor get fucked
over and out. Unleash total worldwide destruction by means of nuclear
holocaust annihilating the terrified masses leaving in its torturous
wake, nothing but vicious, cannibalistic, mutated, radiated, and
horribly disfigured hoards of satanic killers bent on revenge, but
against home. There are so few left alive. Starvation reigns supreme,
forcing unlucky survivors to eat anything and anyone in their path.
Massive earthquakes crack the planet's crust like a hallow eggshell
causing unending volcanic eruptions. The creatures of the seven seas,
unable to escape to certain death upon land, boil in their liquid
prison. Disease encircles the earth...plauges and viruses with no
known cause or cure, laying waste to whatever draws breath.
And human kind, having proven itself to be nothing more than a race
of ruthless scavengers fall victim to merciless attack at the hands
of interplanetary alien tribes who seek to conquer our charred remains.
This is Extinction Level Event: The Final World Front,
and there is only one....year...left.
(Little Girl)
Wow, that's cool. I can't hardly wait.
(Dad)
You don't have to. Cuz here it is.
(Busta)
Yo, callin all live niggaaaaaas,
Callin all live bitchesssss,
We have a job for y'all on planet Earth.
Flipmode world domination in progress
motherfuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
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