PhatFarm33: I laughed at EVERYTHING Rhymster: me too Rhymster: that is funny Rhymster: i have a question PhatFarm33: what Rhymster: i call my grandma and asked her what windows she had like 95 or 3.1 or whatever and she said she has windows 4.0 , is there such? Rhymster: i laught so hard because , i thought there wasn't sucha thing Rhymster: but when she turns her comp. on she says it says windows 4.0 PhatFarm33: the most recent one there is is 3.11 or windows for workgroups.....I've never heard of 4.0 Rhymster: me either. Rhymster: she says she has it . so ima go out and see later PhatFarm33: you do that... Rhymster: i think i will Rhymster: tomorrow PhatFarm33: windows 4.0.....that's funny Rhymster: after my orthedonist appointment , i know i just laught so hard when she said that . i made her laugh and then she what are you laughin about and i say there is no windows 4.0 PhatFarm33: you already had that appointment? Rhymster: no ima go to her work and see windows 4.0 for the first time tomorry after my appointment PhatFarm33: oh, okay Rhymster: im talking to my asian i sent youa pic of PhatFarm33: are you getting braces tomorrow? PhatFarm33: I bet she's a hooker Rhymster: this is funny PhatFarm33: what? Rhymster: TL POSSE: So i call Andrea McD to say hey how have u been .......and Randy pics up and wants to hit my chin ...........so i Shot that bastard 15 fucken times! Rhymster: i farted PhatFarm33: yeah PhatFarm33: I'll tell ya what I think is funny....hold on Rhymster: TL POSSE: Hickory Dickory Dock......The cow jumped over the moon Rhymster: i ignored her flabby tits and fucked the sheep PhatFarm33: yes, jesus that is funny Rhymster: yes PhatFarm33: TL POSSE: Jack and Jill went up the hill.....................both with a buck and a quarter............. Rhymster: jill came down with a dick Rhymster: that learana bobbit TL POSSE: boy have i got a surprize for u Rhymster: ahhahah PhatFarm33: Rhymster: i seen my dogs ass , it was ugly i said ill pass it looked bubbly then i ran fast to the tubbly PhatFarm33: THAT was funny az hell Rhymster: i made it up.. god Rhymster: im dumb Rhymster: Rhymster: ill stick in my dick or ill fuck you with a stick maybe with a lick or i might use a shick (tracer XL) that might make me sick PhatFarm33: THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST ONE: jack be dumb jack be queef , go be on star virgin. and blow out matches Rhymster: hahahahahahah Rhymster: ahhahahah Rhymster: hahahahh Rhymster: YES Rhymster: GOD PhatFarm33: what the hell is this? lil jack horner sat in my ass. eatin shit all day but when i let him out he ate some hat Rhymster: hay. ate some hay PhatFarm33: this is funny too.......lil boy fuck , he fucked Rhymster: its just a rhyme Rhymster: Rhymster: ill use a coaster then ill fuck your ass with a toaster PhatFarm33: TL POSSE: would u like some garberbop shum or would u prefer my cum Rhymster: i would like the bofe of them at the same time and wash it down with some lime TL POSSE: i would like to give it to u 1 2 3, but my name is Ms. Scott and u cant titty fuck me Rhymster: ahhahah Rhymster: hahahhhahha Rhymster: god Rhymster: look at my next line after that PhatFarm33: that is FUNNY Rhymster: this one Rhymster: give um the ol' one to kenny or just fuck my nose witha penny hardaway shoe PhatFarm33: what does that mean? Rhymster: give um the ol' one to kenny or just fuck my nose witha penny hardaway shoe Rhymster: those are rhyming so i added hardaway shoe PhatFarm33: oh god, im laughin so hard Rhymster: yer are PhatFarm33: yes Rhymster: TL POSSE: R U My Buddy TL POSSE: TRAVIS IS ON ..... but his names not Ron.... how do u like me so far Rhymster: TL POSSE: ha TL POSSE: ho TL POSSE: he TL POSSE: hog PhatFarm33: Mike and I started that Rhymster: really Rhymster: thats funny Rhymster: TL POSSE: Hi my name is mike and i have an STD on my nutsack the size of TEXAS Rhymster: hi my name is Beaver Creek and my dick has a slight bend in it PhatFarm33: that PhatFarm33: is funny Rhymster: Rhymster: hi my name is celso i have a dog shit dick TL POSSE: ahahahahahah TL POSSE: hi my names celso's dad my nipples r dicks Rhymster: hahahaha Rhymster: hi my names celso and i pull my nipples so they have lil bumps on them with a popper PhatFarm33: that's funny too Rhymster: yes Rhymster: lets do it PhatFarm33: huh? Rhymster: ill fuck you in the morn dammit dorn whats this olay do you wanna play with my taint don't spill that paaain....t Rhymster: ahahahahahah Rhymster: ahahah PhatFarm33: that's funny, my turn Rhymster: okay PhatFarm33: how do I skip a line? PhatFarm33: I like to shit PhatFarm33: no, wait Rhymster: okay PhatFarm33: hold on Rhymster: do you fart or stick a sweettart up your ass with a bass on the brass jar of hue jass PhatFarm33: I like to shit no, wait, just spit but if it sit on Ms. Scott's tit Oh no, that's it cause it's non-existent Rhymster: ahhahahh Rhymster: tahahahhahah PhatFarm33: that was dumb Rhymster: hahah Rhymster: funny PhatFarm33: I kicked myself in the crotch, it hurt.. I know a guy his name's kurt I just threw up on my shirt oh, no wait that's just dirt Rhymster: i got an emima but im at the cenima oh god don't sit on ma because ill barf the emima right out my assima PhatFarm33: oh lord, that's funny Rhymster: ahaha Rhymster: ahahhaha` PhatFarm33: save this later PhatFarm33: tits are good so is wood but if I cum like Star Virgin, no wait that's dumb Rhymster: i love asians unless the are ugly and i have a big bugly in my for leaf cloverly. and my tits are like arm pits Rhymster: kahhaahahhahhahahah Rhymster: talking about dumb PhatFarm33: yeah Rhymster: hello tits u look like arm pits or you might look like the shits my dad tells me not to fuck you unless you got bacon bits Rhymster: ahahahahahahahahahahhahah Rhymster: ahahahahah PhatFarm33: hahahahaha Rhymster: ahah PhatFarm33: one time I ate some kaopectate then I had to shit then lick a clit but alas, I fuck Rhymster: you fuck? PhatFarm33: I guess Rhymster: hhhaahahhahahh Rhymster: i guess i do too PhatFarm33: the shit on my shoe smells like doodoo maybe some shampoo let's go play ClueŽ oh shit, I just shit Rhymster: nathan is dumb like a plum then he stinks like skum my great grandma says hes a bum i gotta shit too Rhymster: yesterday , me and dad seen a hat on the side the rode and he said is that wu hoo and said what ?? then i said fubu he said hey thats it Rhymster: i made a boooof!! then i went hoof arted PhatFarm33: my comp shut off PhatFarm33: did you save that stuff? Rhymster: not yet Rhymster: i made a boooof!! then i went hoof arted PhatFarm33: that's funny Rhymster: ahahhahhah PhatFarm33: did you get your report card? Rhymster: i said that and you left Rhymster: yes Rhymster: dammit Rhymster: 2.5 PhatFarm33: damn Rhymster: i had an A in ms no tit but she gave me a b overall Rhymster: damn her PhatFarm33: oh Rhymster: and a C in gee im a tree PhatFarm33: oh Rhymster: ill do better next year i swear ima try hard PhatFarm33: gee I'm a tree you gotta flip it let's go play hockey we have repeatin Rhymster: and so on and so foreth type deall shaaaad uaaaap Rhymster: what is your rank in our class. , it says no your repote card PhatFarm33: 27 PhatFarm33: you? Rhymster: im like 80 or something PhatFarm33: Mr. Linger has a finger and it is pinker than Laura Linger's fat Rhymster: thats not bad but it'll cum up next year PhatFarm33: yeah Rhymster: ima make high high grades , my grades'll be like roll that shit light that shit , smoke it PhatFarm33: yeah, okay...did you read that thing about Mr. Linger? its dumb Rhymster: yes i did Rhymster: i wanna play ballah PhatFarm33: me too....it's nice outside Rhymster: yes very Rhymster: whats today.? PhatFarm33: 10th Rhymster: mikes off, its wednesday , maybe he'll take us to pussydaughter PhatFarm33: perhaps Rhymster: ill call him lata PhatFarm33: yeah Rhymster: then ill call your stinky ass PhatFarm33: ok PhatFarm33: this is dumb...... Rhymster: i bet you haven't taking a shower in 2 weeks PhatFarm33: I took a shower today PhatFarm33: I need to get married cause I am so harried like sasquatch I carried 10 tons to the jerryd springer show Rhymster: or maybe i should say you reeks then we''ll watch twin peeks on usa PhatFarm33: I love Mr. T I hate bees I love she I hate keys I love tea FUCK Rhymster: moms name is sherri she drinks straight from the dairy but when she says barry she bonds Rhymster: hahahahahh PhatFarm33: oh god, that is so funny Rhymster: ahahahhah Rhymster: ahahahahhahahah PhatFarm33: I'm laughin my ass off Rhymster: me too PhatFarm33: my mom is called martha nothing rhymes with martha Rhymster: my dads name is kenny bo benny fe fi fo denny he bumped his shinny then he fuck a girl named lenny dykstra oh god i hope not PhatFarm33: hey this is jerry did you see the gamey? you're the mountaineer marty.. mcfly Rhymster: hey this is mike i ride a bike my moms a ______? -clint stinger PhatFarm33: my boxer is dumb he sucks his thumb he hit it on a crumb then he said DAMNB! Rhymster: my dick is big when i fish i use a jig then i caught a pig fuckin BIG!! Rhymster: ahahahahahahah PhatFarm33: dumb Rhymster: yes Rhymster: so what PhatFarm33: I like to feesh on a coral reef we saw some beef then a handker cheeef Rhymster: thena girl queeeeeeefed Rhymster: on star vigin PhatFarm33: I was gonna say that PhatFarm33: look at my ass it looks like bass i work at the WVFD well then, my ass isn't there Rhymster: there was an old lady who lived in a shoe and he was a transtesticle, PhatFarm33: Old mother hubbard looked in the cupboard and found a dildo..that fuckin whore Rhymster: jack and jill went up the hill bofe wit a buck and a quarter jill came down witha dick , that larena bobbit Rhymster: mine.. Rhymster: thats mine Rhymster: i love it PhatFarm33: yeah........I gotta go...save this shit PhatFarm33: the conversation, that is Rhymster: okay Rhymster: OLAY dammit dorn , PhatFarm33: call me or somethin PhatFarm33: bye Rhymster: ill be shore to , brush you teeth your breath stinks PhatFarm33: okay, bye