bY aNDY pICKENS
The only thing I did today
Was watch nothing but TV.
A vast majority of the shows were ok;
Others were full of mindless activity.
Classic shows are always great.
That, I can't deny.
The Brady Bunch. Happy Days.
Charlie's Angels on channel 5.
Speaking of Charlie's Angels,
I wonder if they were lesbians?
That Charlie guy sure was lucky.
Yeah, I bet they were lesbians.
Who the hell was Charlie anyway?
I never paid attention.
I only knew about the angels,
When was Charlie ever mentioned?
Aw, who gives a damn about that show.
No onw thinks its sacred.
Well, then again, I probably would
If Charlie's Angels were all naked.