ANDY - you got weak verses I give peoples free rides in hearses my lyrics are so evil they steal old ladys' purses, my voice is so smooth it distributes curses, and thats only halfa what the worst is cause I switch settings on my gun to where the burst is - hey Ian my main man, hit and run like a one night stand, illegal in 50 states like contraband in a foreign land, I flow just like microscopic grains of sand and I rest in peace like my man Robert Bland - you know our rhymes are two of a kind like time and they shine like enzymes, we dont gotta stand in line cause we're just too fine like white wine flowin right through the Rhine, and it's a tragedy just like Columbine - you know ian kicks off rhymes like they're his shoes, he doesnt know kung fu and he aint got the blues, he's hard like the wu-tang from the 1-6-ooh, you're heads throbbin from my lyrical shampoo, and your mouth is burnin from my verbal chicken stew - the only thing you gonna be lickin is the curb, I'll kick your style around like you're smokin herb, you're disobeyin me like you dont know the word, but if you do it one more time, it's go time, ya heard? - I take time for granted like I'm wearin rolexes, I'm like the Rock givin mad lyrical suplexes, all day I cruise around in my brand new Lexuses, cause my name is know from all around the world and even Texas, I get hella praise from everyone, both sexes, I bite the shit outta rappers like tyrannasaurus rexes, my shit's played 24-7 in shoppin complexes, radio stations from all around know who the best on the decks is. - Nate and I kick rhymes like it aint no thing, we be droppin bitches from the ceiling like our names were Sting, out of all the MCs on earth you know I be the king, and my man Nate is breakin off rhymes that'll make ya ears ring, maybe even bleed, cause we're known from here to Beijing, and when the ladies see us all they do to the dick is cling. - when I come through, I be on some old lookout shit, when I return I'm like Mike Tyson, you know, knock out shit, I spit the words that'll make you black out and shit, then I'm ghostin like the killa from the wu-tang shit - I chew up MCs like they were dentyne ice, I spit words so fast that you couldnt think twice, then I'll be all over you like white on rice, everytime you try to beat me it's like rollin the dice, my shit can splice atoms nice makin other rappers be like "jesus christ..." - you better run home to mom cause your rhymes are surplus, you shit's so damn funny you should join the circus, I got john blaze shit, hot like a furnace, when I step to the mic, it's somethin everyone wants to witness, just call me GZA cause my shit's beneath the surface, people think that I just write this shit on purpose, but I'm so good that it's mostly accident - dont turn this, channel cause I'm almost done attackin the air waves, oh shit I just made your head turn concave. - Parental Advisory, this shit's fucked up, it contains all kinds of shit with a little bit of ketchup, you better think fast cause I rhyme in groups of 30, while you're thinkin of things to say, my rhymes be gettin down and dirty, dont get wordy, I know your type, always quick to start some shit, then you get lit, you're in need of a first aid kit, my rhymes are so sharp damn I just cut my lip spittin these words faster than kicks in a kung-fu flick embarrasment, cover your face like some arabian chick, quick to sign me, record companies become frantic. - my philosophys leave your thought in question, I know so much shit, there aint no need for testin, I break shit off so quick that there aint time for second guessin, I can rhyme so long that theres no need for restin, I pump the bass so loud it'll cave ya chest in, this shit'll make ya wanna move to the west n' , you'll probably even need a bulletproof vest n', without a doubt, me and Nate's the best emcee's in Weston - while I was takin photos down at Davis studios, I saw some fly hoes doin 100 in a Rolls, they rolled down the windows and they was hot as a stove, all I could do is picture em without their clothes, so i had to ask em if they wanted to come in and pose, they said "fool do we look like sluts to you?" I said ya damn right, you been walkin the streets for a month or two, then they sped off with a loud fuck you, so I grabbed the .22 and now they's is cold as igloos. - my mental stamina is far from finished, it contains fiber optics, no need to be replenished, on the other hand, yours is about to be diminished, even if you were Popeye, you couldnt get help from ya spinach, I'm just like a robot, 'cept you cant turn me off, I'm takin over the world like my name was Adolf, but fuck all that nazi shit, theys distorted like my cough, this shit just hit you hard cause this kid aint soft. - I leave emcee's in the cold like I was air conditionin, I'm at the front of the pack takin over pole position, You can't handle my lyrical headlock submission, Pay attention, before I turn this shit into a lynchin', Or put you in detention, son, I run this competition, You're outta breath already and your thirst needs quenchin, People don't think I can rhyme cause I'm just a superstition, But my rhymes'll make ya go insane and see double vision, some people just aint quick enough to catch the passes I be dishin. ---- IAN - hello andrew, this is you know who doing what i always do and you know i never drink no brews - you feeble minded andrew, usin ebonics in freestyles, because you think you have to, but thats just you, not try and deny it, you know its true, your rhymes are sick like the flu, tell your brother to drink a brew, but the jokes on you, your just a bitin' ass krew like an indian in a cannoooooooooo...... HOOODIE HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ---- TIM - tellin me to take my time on a rhyme like and enzyme speedin it up playin putt-putt and watchin Tin-cup like a new born pup sayin "Was 'sup,was sup?" ---- NATE - slam bam, ah man and I scream like ahh..... wait its' masternate.. kickin rhymes for you why you don't have to wait .... but you know when the beats a kickin.. my rhymes be like chicken.. oooo finger lickin.... yo momma... and yo cousin and these rhymes you be bustin.... aint nothin.. - I'm gonna kick for ya one more rhyme.. cause you know it's about this fuckin niggas bed time.. so until andy and nate kcik some shit again, I have to say that we'll never win.. with women that is.. cause you know we got tha gizz and you know they got the biz... and I aint talkin show.. cause in our minds theys all a dirty hoe.... - fake niggas know when they hear me they can't compete... my words be makin brothers high like an acid sheet... I bust it cause I feel good and all the time gitty.. and most of the time my life stays shitty , cause of one girl.. i hate it but you know how it is.. she thinks since she screwed me.. she should be in showbiz... - one day I thought i couldn't write anymore.. then I turned around and fuckin' opened tha door.. to a range of lyrical grooves... stompin on other mc's like a rangin' bull's hooves... with all these words I don't think I'm too bad.. but I know if I keep doin it.. it'll go out like a fad... - my lyrics are famous as.. what what! but too bad in this town you can't get no butt.. You see this shit happens every day.. to get a girl you gots to bail some hay.. or be from out a town or be realy gay...like straley.. what's his deal?.. he aint got butt since haley....like tha comet.. his style is so lame it makes me want to vomet.. - At lyrics you know nate and andy is truly tha best..... like someone from a church praisin DAMn they's blessed... and we be chargin bitches like american express... and they be screamin please protect ya chest.. cuase you know we be grabbin..while murderers be stabbin.. I'd like to take some bitchs and kill em in a cabin... but you know that isn't right.. so I be stayin home tonight.. - whatcha gonna do when masternate comes for you.. I got so many rhymes i be makin lyrical stew.. I got bitches listenin and sayin WOO HOO! you know they love me and think of me all the time.. because i got the big shit.. plus I can rhyme.. give me the money keep the fame.. but you know this type of shit is all the same.. first I take a rhyme and I put it to beat.. then Ill have andy sayin "man that's sweet.... - Man I never thought that it would come to this.. andy's out of rhymes and I got to piss.. but I'll hold it cuae I want to see what this nigga andy got.. no doubt in my mind it'll be fuckin hot.. I ran out of rhymes then I got it all back .... i'm shootin em off now like I'm lightning jack..or tha other dude.. what's his name I can' remember be I know he got fame.. like you know nate sill has always got game.. he never quits puttin other niggas shit to total shame.. - some bitches come and some bitches go.. but you know that all of them are like a dirty ho.. girls in weston are all alike.. escept for lindsay elliot whose a fuckin dyke.. these bitches think they can fuck with me.. Ill show em in the end that nothin's for free.. I'll have em all thinkin golly GEE... I was talkin to this bitch before she went to tha beach.. .but this girl sucked my heart out like a fuckin leach.. she's a hardcore player and I'm gonna fuck her up.. she finally figure out that i'm a big dog.. and she's just a pup.... - thinkin you can out rhyme me, nigga yous crazy... I come up with rhymes even when I'm lazy.. it's like you niggas think you playin with daisy head mazy... listen up b.. you is mad crazy.. I tromp on you like I tromp on daisy's... in the park is where I play.. and I beat on players.. My rhymin is like gortex. nigga many layers..call me the lyrics god.. i'm answerin all of yo prayers.. m e and andy come through rhymin like a true new york thug.. if you don't like it, i'll be blastin out a slug... cause I'm a straight shoota.. I'm haulin niggas out like coota.. it's for real.. god bless.. no need to be kissin on my heal.... I'm damn good.. and that is for real.. peace.